Can you imagine ordering pizza with this bunch?
“I don’t eat meat or cheese”
“I’m allergic to tomatoes”
“Gluton intolerant here”
“I won’t use money with slave owners’ pictures on them”
“I won’t eat anything that isn’t on recycled cardboard”
“It has to be free because Bush won’t allow me to have a job”
“Screw pizza then. How about Chinese?”
“I won’t eat rice because it reminds me of the oppressive state of marriage”
That’s good.