How old do you have to be to qualify for the Geriatric Slut List? I have natural slut affinities but am not sufficiently geriatric. And even if I were, I wouldn’t admit it. Which I’m not. No matter what my lying driver’s license says. And don’t intend to be, ever.
~OTTBmare, Forever 19
The Great Irony of the Geriatric Sluts is that none of us are geriatric!
Our dear fellow FReeper, humblegunner, coined the phrase. We liked it so much that we ran with it and we've only just begun!