[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed.

I'll not comment on this gentleman's appearance, no use picking on the uniqueness of someone's creation... BUT -- I do think we need a call for Photoshops with a Fire Alarm Box containing a pork chop, with the words

IN CASE OF JIHAD, BREAK GLASS




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[Enterprise]

"Sure, everyone carries a porkchop bone in their back pockets just in case it’s needed."

Really! How can ridiculous can some people be? I carry my porkchop bone in the traditional place; my glove box.

[wizr]

Must be an everyday food fight in Congress, with all the pork they throw around.

[Larry Lucido]

“Why, you young whippersnappers haven’t seen anything. I was at the Battle of Pork Chop Hill!”

[Rennes Templar]

Really, the guy looks right out of Gitmo. Our Iraqi troops have upgraded their armour, but do they have enough A-1 sauce?

[I Drive Too Fast]

This bonehead is a Pork Chop Zero. Think the other jailbirds will rib him about this?

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[StarCMC]

Not a very good one, but oh well!

[potlatch]