LOL, yours was truly hilarious!
I loved the picture and the caption immediately popped in my head..LOL
It was so warm early this morning that I hooked up the hose and washed the patio in the dark..splashing my sliding doors of course..
I ended up while it was still dark washing the doors, then..It works out well as you can turn on all the lights in the house and see what you are doing..If I tried this in the summer the mosquitos would fly off with me..LOL