LOL, must be kind to Retired Sailor’s Day.
Who retired?
After ten years, 9 months, and 14 days, I found the ‘new’ Navy a hell of a lot tamer then I could stand! I became a civilian and worked my way around the world. I still got into trouble, but I at least had the options to either shoot my way out, or scram before they knew it was me! (Saved me a LOT of money in fines too!)