[tomkow6]

....sigh.....My wife's mad at me again!

I FINALLY convinced her that we should take a vacation this year, somewhere WARM, with sunny days, & nice, sandy beaches.

She said "Okay, but I'm gonna need new clothes for the vacation."
(Somehow, I just KNEW that was coming....)
Anyway, I got shanghaied into going "clothes shopping" ( I really DID wanna watch all the re-runs of the Oprah show on the Opera Network this week-end).

We were in about the 9th or 10th store, where she was looking at bathing suits.

"Do you think I should get a one-piece or a two piece bathing suit?" she asked me.

I answered back: "Honey, I think you should get a two-piece. With all you got, I don't think it will all fit in a one-piece..."

[NY Attitude]

I answered back: "Honey, I think you should get a two-piece. With all you got, I don't think it will all fit in a one-piece..."

Reminds me of the time my 4th wife and I were on a budget. I wanted to buy 2 cases of beer and she said no and reminded me about the budget. However, she went out and bought $65.00 worth of make up. After calming down, I asker her what was the make up for? And she said " So that I would look good to you" I replied "That was what the beer was for". She hasn't spoken to me since.

[SevenofNine]

Tomkow I like to know how your wife put up with you all these years LOL!

She must be nice lady LOL!

OH LORDY being official my state first Uncle in Law Ted Kennedy has endore Osmara Barek OH OH tide is turing against Hillary LOL! according to Fox news