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To: Overtaxed

Elves love guns. I mean, if you’ll use a bow you’ll use a gun. The elves around my mountain tend to like really big guns. Just between us, I think they’re overcompensating for something but that is just speculation on my part.


240 posted on 01/06/2008 1:07:38 PM PST by Porter Rockwell
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To: Porter Rockwell
Elves love guns. I mean, if you’ll use a bow you’ll use a gun. The elves around my mountain tend to like really big guns.

Elves go for the "Three E's" in weaponry. Elegant, Exotic, Effective. This is what they'd use today:

Definitely not an orc weapon. I'm sure Tolkien would have approved if he ever saw one. He probably could have found good use for it in the trenches of WW1.

253 posted on 01/06/2008 2:29:10 PM PST by 300winmag (Life is hard! It is even harder when you are stupid!)
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