Who would dare take that job?
They'd be lucky to get a high school coach.
Pop Warner may have someone available.
The “fifth head coach in five seasons” stat is somewhat false, as it includes interim coach Jim Bates, who took over for Wannstedt when that asshole quit after being informed his contract would not be renewed after the 2004 season.
In reality, the Dolphins have had two head coaches in the last three years, which is just as bad as “five in five years,” but at least it’s accurate respective to the facts.