[nctexan]

"I think you could taze some naked weirdo holding glass. Or just beat him with a club."

Or better yet... why not just get him a cup of coffee and a smoke... and see if he'd like to sit down and mellow out a bit.

[massgopguy]

Old lady lost in the city
In the middle of a cold cold night
It was fourteen below and the wind start to blow
There wasn’t a Boy Scout in sight
Pull down the shades cause he’s comin’
Turn out the lights cause he’s here
Runnin’ hard down the street
Through the snow and the sleet
On the coldest night of the year

Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man

[jwh_Denver]

“Or better yet... why not just get him a cup of coffee and a smoke... and see if he’d like to sit down and mellow out a bit.”

Or give him a bong with some really great hydro dope. 5 minutes you’d have a living marshmellow. Got to keep those guns warm though.

[XR7]

Or better yet... why not just get him a cup of coffee and a smoke... and see if he'd like to sit down and mellow out a bit.

Nah. That's good old-fashioned police work.
Today you gotta have cameras, bullet proof vests, computers, etc.
Besides, your solution is not macho enough.