My Teeth Itch

My Teeth | December 26, 2007 | Me

[Allegra]

Ever had this happen to you? It's really kind of weird.

[familyop]

You got me. :-) I hope the weather’s good and that everything goes fine during your time in the world here.

[Allegra]

Well, teeth shouldn't itch. I mean, they don't have any nerve endings or anything. Are you sure you aren't confusing them with your toes?

Dang....you're right.

I jsut checked.

It's my eyelashes that are itching.

[Allegra]

Everytime I take my socks off, the leg hair under my socks hurts.

OK, we're going to have to come up with a good sock prescription for you.

[Vicki]

Try a Phillips Sonicare tooth brush. The vibration of the tooth brush will scratch your itch.

[Publius]

chew some viagra

Actually, Viagra and drugs like that make -- uh -- my friend's teeth feel like they're itching and vibrating.

[mojo114]

Happy you are home for the Christmas season. You must feel out of kilter; perhaps that is what is causing your problem. You haven’t eaten a lot of the stuff we have in USA for awhile. Could be chemicals in the water, fruit could do it or even some crackers and cheese. Don’t worry, it happened to me once or twice and I am still kicking and you will be also. Use the same toothpaste you did while serving in Iraq and scrub. All will be well. I wish you my best as you finish your vacation and will continue to pray for you and your friends in Iraq.

[mamelukesabre]

I can either shave my legs, or wear bootie socks.

Neither one sounds very masculine. I’ll just suffer.

My eyeballs vibrated once. That was really weird...blurred my vision...turned out to be a caffeine overdose.

[JennysCool]

This'll putcha right:

[Rte66]

So, you’ve ruled out the poinsettias. It has to be the fleas laying eggs in your gums and now they’re hatching. Just gargle with some Diazinon or some black-market Dursban and call somebody in the morning!

(You do realize it’s our air, don’t you?)

[ThomasThomas]

http://www.myteethitch.com/

[Uriah_lost]

No, but my ding ding fell asleep once when I was sitting on the edge of a bench...
My friends still laugh about that.

[dighton]

My Brain Hurts!

[Freedom4US]

I bet Tequila was involved...

[pax_et_bonum]

Everytime I take my socks off, the leg hair under my socks hurts.

OK, we're going to have to come up with a good sock prescription for you.

He should wear his socks under his leg hair to give it breathing room.

[Uriah_lost]

I’ve got one of those and the thing makes me sneeze!

[pax_et_bonum]

It's my eyelashes that are itching.

Nair will fix that.

[Rte66]

Me, too! Didn’t know it did that to anyone else. Must be a FReeper thing, lol.

[shbox]

My Teeth Itch

[bill1952]

Bump for dumb post of the day award

[Allegra]

That's what we were shooting for - there were a few of us in on it.

Bummer, huh?