Tips on how to be a good "FReeper"

self ^ | 26 Dec, 2007 | Self

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Where’s Guy leDouche?

[Inyo-Mono]

I always read it as ‘noon-ee’ which makes no sense.

Me too!

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Don’t forget the rules......

1) NO ROLLER LUGGAGE
2) NO SCOOTERS
3) NO PUNY DOGS
4) NO MEAT SUBSTITUTES
5) NO LIQUID WRENCH
6) NO FANCY COFFEE
7) NO FANNY PACKS
8) NO CUTESY CELL PHONE RINGS
9) NO MANICURES
10) NO HAIR PRODUCTS


I guess you're out.....

[thefactor]

great thread topic!

ok, i am not going to read through 200 posts so i'm just going to write.

when in doubt, post a picture. preferably the "Aww, not this sh-t again" picture or a really ugly picture of helen thomas. never fails. people will love you.

also, if you own a cat, take endless pictures of your cat. then, photoshop a gun in your cats hands or put a pancake on its head. and give the cat a really cool viking name. everyone will really love you.

oh, big one here. whenever a cop tases someone (ANYONE!) immediately jump to the conclusion that the cop is wrong. oh, and the first one to post "Don't tase me, BRO!" wins freeper of the day.

if a SWAT team raids the wrong house, immediately say that all SWAT teams should be disbanded and that every cop you know is a power-hungry thug. use single instances of police misconduct or simple mistakes and use them to generalize all officers and departments as morons and nazi's.

and if anyone defends the cop, simply call them a boot-licker. you'll be revered.

[najida]

So are a lot of us :)

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yeah, but you’re a chick.

[najida]

You noticed!

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nwar

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Never stopped me.

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Yep.

That means, according to FR ettiquete, you go back to the kitchen and let us mens post Anna Kournikova pictures. ;’)

(your tagline: Really? Oh no....)

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Who cares?

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Wasn’t Peter Noone in Herman’s Hermits?

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

So, at the FR contingency site, it said that if I posted a comment, my email address would be seen. What?? Why?? Any way of getting around that? What about the privacy & security of the poster? I don't get it. Showing your email address would be GIVING your address to spammers. So, needless to say, I didn't post.

Speaking of spam, who's that Franzana (or whoever) who posts nothing but spam, day after day, on the FR contingency site? Why doesn't the moderator (JR?) boot him/her out?

How much do I hate Yahoo?!!!!!!! Let me count the ways. They've completely redone the My Yahoo page, so all of the news sites that I so carefully selected, are all GONE. They also took over flickr, which I haven't been back to since the merge. Back in the old days of Yahoo, it was a fun place. Now, I hate anything Yahoo.

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bump

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bttt

[najida]

Yep, bled to death while I was away.

Very said, but her life expectancy wasn’t that good to begin with.

[ThomasThomas]

Do you get carry over vanities? Let say you work really hard and don’t post vanities, then one day you see a line at a super market opening and think you get to meet a someone important or a cheerleader from a pro sport. After you wait in line for a hour you start playing with your cell phone don’t notice it is a hugs not drugs promotion and Helen Thomas (no relation) gives you a big hug. You scream and run in a panic into the parking lot where you hit a fuel efficient car. Because the car is so small you escape series injury but are laid up a few days with nothing to do but freep?

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Stop talking about Spam!

...you’re making me hungry...

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Self inflicted wounds?

Thats too bad. How old was she? She was the psycho one right?