I have been invited to play in the game and I'm looking forward to suiting up again because I haven't been on a football field in a quarter of a century. Maybe I'll get on as a tight end and get put out there as an option on third downs. This 45-year-old body can still get open on short yardage situations and if the ball is thrown within five yards of me, I'll find a way to come down with it. Just don't expect me to get many yards after the catch. I can't run for beans.
I did take one semester down there so I guess I qualify as a gray-shirt. Also, I never cheated on exams. I like history.