[Colorado Doug]

If only I could. It's this ultra fast Admin Moderator keyboard picking up the wireless signals transmitted by the implanted chip in my brain.

Uh oh, I've told you too much. Ignore what I said about the chip.

Tin foil has helped me with stray signals, in or out of the chip. Of course mine is not a Mod chip. You may need gold foil.

[Colorado Doug]

I may have to hit the Abuse Button if you continue to talk about “The Chip” in public.