Posted on 12/13/2007 7:27:15 AM PST by Gopher Broke
School 1960 vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1960 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school
1960 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.
1960 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist.USCivil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1960 - Ants die.
2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.
bttt
I wanna go back... :-(
Your work, Gopher? If yes, then “well done.” If not, the writer sure hit the nail on the head.
Scenario: Johnny passes Algebra 1
1960: Johnny now may graduate to High School
2007: Johnny needs 8 more courses to get his B.S. in Education
Love it.
Bring back the 50’s!
The sad truth ping
‘Those who can, do; everyone else teaches...?’
This is what happens when you force nannies on grownups.
Smoking dock? In 1960 the principal was smoking in his own office.
I'm guessing other elements of 60s school life is long gone in 2007:
- Playing Smear the Queer with the Football
- Singing Negro spirituals in music class
Once when I accidently got on the wrong bus (I was 6), the bus driver finished her route and then drove me home herself in her car.
Scenario one is exactly what happened here just a few months ago at my wife’s workplace: A guy bought a new rifle and showed it to his friends in the parking lot at work. The entire business park went into lockdown and police swarmed the buildings.
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Those who can, do; everyone else teaches...?’
My wife was a teacher for 11 years. Educated at what is now known as Texas State University. She received a great education and is a very bright woman indeed.
Those who can't make fun of those that do.
ouch.
One of my clients said his daughter came home and wanted to show him a new card game she learned at school, called “Top It.” As she demonstrated, he realized it was the same card game we played as kids...except we called it WAR.
1960: School nerd escapes high school, is accepted to MIT, earns his PhD in computer science and starts a microchip company that becomes a billion dollar revenue earner.
2007: School nerd caches guns and ammo throughout senior year and crashes jock graduation party killing 37 party goers ranging in age from 14 to 26 and then turns gun on self.
Jane is tomboyish, wears her hair short, likes to wear jeans and play sports.
1960: Jane discovers boys her junior year (she’s got lots of male friends from being such a tomboy,) starts dating boys, grows up, gets married, has kids.
Today: Jane is sent to the “Gay and Lesbian counselor” at her school, who tells her she’s gay and it’s great to be gay and she should come out of the closet and be proud! Jane ends up totally messed up as a result.
Or, as they called them in the black schools, "spirituals".
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