Herbert Hoover as well.
The Mezzuzah at our door usually stopped them in their tracks, but on the few occasions that some cute girl would offer me a Watchtower, I usually noticed that on the back cover there would be a picture of Jehovah's Witness heaven with toddlers riding atop tame lions and teenagers hugging friendly grizzly bears and a guy feeding crocodiles by holding an apple on his outstretched palm.
So, is Dwight D. Eisenhower in that sort of heaven even after lighting Europe on fire with the help of the 8th Air Force? Are there any religious FReepers condemning that Republican president for being a Jehovah's Witness? You just GOTTA know Jehovah's Witnesses are weird and dangerous, what with their peace and love and forgiveness and compassion and all that rubbish.... Right?!