http://www.monsterbrew.com/Prod_GoldKit.cfm
Its a fun hobby that only take a couple of hours every couple of weeks but has great results.
Oh and how good would that be!
If you actually make up in the woods this way come in summer, I wouldn't want you to shock your system. ;-D
BTW, I've pinged one of your fellow Texans who had the misfortune to relocate here to Connecticut.
Be sure to send your condolences. :-)