What a helpless widdle crybaby, welded to the Hollyweird teat. At some point you have to accept the noise as a necessary part of the life of your equipment. Real men recognize that fact and learn to ignore it.
We're talking about people who will spend thousands of dollars just on cables because they're told it makes things sound and look better. And the cables are really expensive, so it must be true, right?
They will pay for anything better, perceived or real, so the market is there to feed it.