[ElkGroveDan]

No Texan has ever said "everyone is normal in Texas. No liberals, no perverts, no crime". Asserting they have is unsupportable, and is an outright lie.

Ah I see. You are incapable of understanding the concept of sarcasm.

Well go ask Mommy and Daddy to explain it to you and tell them the nice man on FreeRepublic thinks you shouldn't be browsing the Internet unmonitored.

[laotzu]

Ah I see. You are incapable of understanding the concept of sarcasm.

It happens, on occassion.

"You had better check your records because it is quite common...
Maybe you should pay attention and ask them to stop it."

See, now that I read it again....

I'm just going to go ahead and let you back-peddle out of this.
You have a safe and enjoyable weekend.

PS: I'll ask them to stop picking on you.