“Fait Accompli” I love it! I can’t think of a good ending to mine:
It’s Beginning to Look Like a Big Mess (Hillary’s Sings)
(TUNE: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)
It’s beginning to look like a big mess
What to do? I know!
Check the polls and then, a tour of listening once again!
My campaign needs snow chains, I know.
It’s beginning to look like a big mess
Annoys me more ‘n more
The unhappiest sight for me? Losin’ my inevitability!
Not in front anymore.
I enlisted old sly boots, but his mouth he shoots
Off over and over again
Like his big talk on the War in Iraq
But, he was for it way back when.
And he and I can hardly wait to be President again.
It’s beginning to look like a big mess
Ev’rywhere I go;
Should I fire some personnel? Would it sound a warnin’ bell?
Dare I ditch the Bill-n-Hillary show?
It’s beginning to look like a big mess
Soon the votes will start,
And the thing that I needed to bring to Iowa’s caucusing
Was a good head start.
Nicely done.