I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo (song parody)

11/28/07 | Dajjal

[Dajjal]

I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo

(song parody)
Glenn Miller and His Orchestra, 1942
original lyrics by Mack Gordon
music by Harry Warren

(Hi there, Hil, how's the new romance?
The one you met at the campaign dance?)
Wait until you see her, you'll agree,
My home-town gal's the only one for me.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I got a gal
In Kalamazoo.
Don't want to boast,
But I know she's the toast
Of Kalamazoo.
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Years have gone by,
My my how she grew.
I liked her looks
When I carried her books
In Kalamazoo.
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

I'm gonna send a wire,
"Hoppin' on a flier,
Leavin' today."
Am I dreamin'?
I can hear her screamin'
"Hiya, Mrs. Clinton,
Everything's O-

Kay!" A, L, A, M, A, Z, O
Oh, what a gal,
A real pipperoo.
I'll make my bid
For that South-Asian kid
I'm hurryin' to.

I'm goin' to Michigan
To see th' sweetest gal
In Kalamazoo.
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
Kalamazoo!

[Dajjal]

[Dajjal]

Huma Abedin ping

[Dajjal]

For anyone who doesn't get the reference (emphasis mine):

Hillary's gal Friday
by Michael Musto
The Village Voice
August 7th, 2007
http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0732,musto,77465,15.html

[snip] As I recently said on MONICA CROWLEY's radio show, whisper campaigns are claiming that HILLARY CLINTON is GAYLE KING–ing her aide de camp, the glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo, Michigan. In other words, Hillary may be putting Huma out there in the press and purposely making her more visible as a pre-emptive strike that amounts to her hiding in plain sight. This way, no Republican can later say, "Who is this gorgeous babe who spends so much intimate time with Hillary that the Observer called her Hill's 'body person'? Was GENNIFER FLOWERS's book right about Hillary's sexual taste?" And does either of this couple have the balls to bottom?

Of course that whole scenario can't possibly be true, since Bill and Hill have been so lovey-dovey lately for the cameras, and besides, whenever he's been serviced by an intern—or by anyone—he's clearly been thinking of his wife. (They're that close.) But suddenly, Huma—a sort of Muslim SALMA HAYEK—has that spread in Vogue and the accompanying write-up notes that she "oversees every minute of Senator Clinton's day." Every single minute? Even Gayle King takes a break now and then! (PS: If I called for comment, Hillary's camp would surely say, "Just because two powerful women are closer than sardines doesn't make them dykes." And that's so true. Look at MATT and BEN. But now that Crowley has dubbed me the head of Huma Resources, I'm going to pursue this story with every cojone I've got.)

A straight Democrat—sorry, that's a segue—DNC head HOWARD DEAN, guest-starred at a "Democrats and Donuts with Dean" event in Fire Island, where there was no worry that he might outscream the screaming queens. But I was told that press attendees couldn't write up the event, so I'll shut up here and only say that at another point in the weekend, I told one Pines Democrat the Hillary/Huma scenario and he deadpanned, "That's a step up from DONNA SHALALA."

[snip]

[Dajjal]

Is Hillary still looking for a campaign song?

[Always Right]

Well, Hillary’s taste in women is certainly better than her taste in men.