Chris Hansen Pervo Marathon On MSNBC

Self | November 23, 2007 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Yesterday it was an "I Love Lucy" marathon for me. This is a "bit" different.

[PJ-Comix]

They didn’t show the pervo rabbi episode. All they did was give an update on his heavy jail sentence. South Park did a great parody about Chris Hansen and the pervs. As soon as the pervs see Chris Hansen, they shoot themselves.

[darkwing104]

Have a seat...

[PJ-Comix]

I can’t get over how easy the pervs fall into the trap. The rabbi was the most interesting because he let loose with an incredible wail of utter despair.

[rockrr]

I guess its disturbing that my only knowledge of what you’re talking about is through my watching of that SouthPark episode!

Having worked at MSNBC, I avoid it like the plague ;’}

[MotleyGirl70]

I was channel surfing before Christmas Vaction is on at 8:00 and saw an episode where they busted an ex-cop with an arsenal of weapons in his car. 800 rounds of ammo and clips in these huge guns. And this is guy who was thinking he was having sex with a 13 year old girl.

[MotleyGirl70]

South Park did a great parody about Chris Hansen and the pervs. As soon as the pervs see Chris Hansen, they shoot themselves.

Lol. Do you have a link to the episode?

When they see Chris the pervs know they are in deep sh*t.

"Why don't you have a seat right over there."

[darkwing104]

They are very stupid and lucky. Like I tell my wife, they are lucky that I am not a cop.

[PJ-Comix]

Cartman is scheduled to be on Dateline NBC because of his supposed Tourette’s syndrome. Kyle does some online chatting and send the pervs to meet him at the studio. When the pervs enter, they see Chris Hansen and immediately shoot themselves one after the other.

[darkwing104]

That Cop is from my part of Florida...Needless to say he is worth less than dirt around here...

[MotleyGirl70]

That was really scary all those weapons he had in his car. Was there any explanation (that you know of) as to why he had all those guns and ammo? The scum was charged with four felonies from what I heard.

[MotleyGirl70]

ROTFLAMO!

I need to see that episode. If ever you know it's going to be on again, please let me know.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe Chris Hansen should just tell the pervs there is a private room they can have with a gun that has just one bullet in it to spare themselves the hell they are about to face. That sergeant who went to his knees would have definitely chosen that option.

[PJ-Comix]

It was just on as a repeat recently. Basically the Dateline audience kept getting splattered with blood as one perv after anther shot themselves in the head.

[MotleyGirl70]

That sergeant who went to his knees would have definitely chosen that option.

Ex-Desert Storm sergeant, married w/ three kids. He looked like he'd rather be dead.

Did you see the guy who pulled up in his 18-wheeler rig. I don't think the neighbors (had this not been a sting) would have been at all curious.

[PJ-Comix]

The truck driver definitely looked and acted like a perv. He also had drugs on him.

[PJ-Comix]

The FUnniest part is how meekly they sit down when Chris Hansen tells them to “have a seat.”

[PJ-Comix]

I hope they have the rabbi perv bust coming up. That was the BEST! I thought he would rip his own shirt apart in utter despair. BTW, in his case, he showed up to have sex with a BOY.

[Captainpaintball]

I’m surprised they didn’t show this on Thanksgiving. Well, Christmas is yet to come. Normally, (have you noticed?) HBO, Comedy Central, etc. show the most dysfunctional, deranged, perverted, violent crap on the holidays. Is it to expose people to this garbage? or is it because their research shows the people watching TV on these holidays are loners, weirdos, shut-ins who like this stuff. Who knows, but it is worth finding out.

[Captainpaintball]

Made some friends
On the internet
My handle's "Bigboy69"
Sweet things in chat rooms
So young and willing
I drive down to their house
I'll bring a pizza pie

Hey Fourteen
No we can't sleep together
No we can't talk at all
She strings me along
As the sting goes down

Hey fourteen,
'Aint that Chris Hansen?
Now I remember
That Dateline Show (nnnnnnbeeeeeceeeee)
It's hard times befallen
The child predators
I'll ask for a cookie...
As the cameras roll!

Hey Fourteen
Now he's reading the chat transcripts!
My back's against the wall!
She strings me along
As the sting goes down

Who cares? I'm old!
I like 'em nice and young
Faked and caught in this horrible sting

Who cares? I'm old!
I like 'em nice and young
Faked and caught in this horrible sting