I also have shrunken heads, the finger Mrs Robinson found in a small wooden box in the back of a drawer of a used credenza she purchased
How about the mermaids, chupacabras. atomic death worms, swamp rats and of course Zack and Mack, our two headed turtle. Live and amazing wonders, waiting for you on the inside.... Documentaion! Ha! we have reams of paper, son! Pages and pages with actual woords, paragraphs and gobbli-gook!
Mermaids are nothing but monkey skeletons grafted to fish.