Travel a lot and you just have to consider “you’re not at home”.Don’t use the glass glasses nor free coffee maker.
Mostly staying hotels is like sausage, you’re better off not knowing too much.
I always get the smoking rooms--I smoke a pipe.
After a couple of good pipes of a strong english blend with plenty of Syrian Latakia tobacco and black Turkish, the room is perfect. Stinky, fragrant and delicious....
The trick is to be the nastiest MFer who stayed there.
and scotch kills anything in or on the glasses....