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I don't cry often, but . . .
1 posted on 11/15/2007 1:18:32 PM PST by SmithL
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To: SmithL
The governor needs to grant a stay of execution.

In all seriousness, this is bullshit.

2 posted on 11/15/2007 1:23:21 PM PST by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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To: SmithL

Alcohol abuse!


3 posted on 11/15/2007 1:24:14 PM PST by RosieCotton ("Anything worth doing is worth doing badly." -- G.K. Chesterton [NaNo Count 29470/50000])
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To: SmithL

Come on ...get creative here.

Hold an auction for it....for some charity or state program.

Folks will pay a lot for this old Bourbon.


4 posted on 11/15/2007 1:24:55 PM PST by Seeking the truth (Queen Hillary faux postage stamps - 0cents.com)
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To: SmithL

...and here I sit,
listening to old soul,
and drinking young whiskey,
now I’m out, Oh Shiit!


5 posted on 11/15/2007 1:26:20 PM PST by papasmurf (sudo apt - get install FRed Thompson)
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To: SmithL

Keep the whiskey. Pour the bureaucrats down the drain.


8 posted on 11/15/2007 1:29:04 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: SmithL
I asked a US Customs guy what they did with the Cuban cigars they confiscate.

He told me with a wink... "We burn them... one at a time."

9 posted on 11/15/2007 1:31:02 PM PST by Ditto (Global Warming: The 21st Century's Snake Oil)
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To: SmithL

Do they mind if we pass it through our kidneys first?


10 posted on 11/15/2007 1:31:30 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: SmithL
"We'd pour it out,"

Sponges or straws should make a nice recovery mission.

Are these people nutz?

13 posted on 11/15/2007 1:36:03 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: SmithL

I know ... I know... the Lynchburg stash was just 10 minutes down the road from my home. Not surprising though.


14 posted on 11/15/2007 1:38:07 PM PST by Brian Mosely (A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned)
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To: SmithL

while they are at it could they change the name of the town? Its offensive./s


15 posted on 11/15/2007 1:40:37 PM PST by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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To: SmithL

SO, you guys are constantly screaming for money. Sell it.


16 posted on 11/15/2007 1:47:08 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: SmithL
How did they survive Prohibition?
17 posted on 11/15/2007 1:51:39 PM PST by Deguello
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To: SmithL

“”Punish the person, not the whiskey,” “

Profound!


19 posted on 11/15/2007 1:53:47 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (The WOT will end when pork products are weaponized)
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To: SmithL

Why cry?

It’s not like it’s anything important — such as scotch.


22 posted on 11/15/2007 3:38:55 PM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: SmithL

“Historic Whiskey Could Go Down Drain”

Isn’t there some scene in “Animal House” in which Belushi is freaking
out as some alcoholic concoction is lost due to spillage or some accident?

I’m hazy on that as I’ve not seen the film in at least a decade.


23 posted on 11/15/2007 3:48:36 PM PST by VOA
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