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Man, Toad Arrested in Drug Bust
Kansas City News ^
| November 13, 2007
Posted on 11/15/2007 10:15:34 AM PST by Ancient Drive
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To: windcliff; onedoug
The toad in question?
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posted on
11/15/2007 12:54:37 PM PST
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stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: stylecouncilor
“We thought they’d turned you into a toad.” —Delmer
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11/15/2007 1:59:33 PM PST
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onedoug
To: BruceysMom
So who was the first person to think “Hey, I wonder what would happen if I licked that toad? Probably a cousin of the guy who thought "Hey, you see that cow? I'm going squeeze those danglely things underneath and drink what comes out!"
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11/15/2007 5:11:04 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: Ancient Drive
Clay County sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic. How did they know what his intentions were? He might be a toad kingpin with a massive underground network of toad dealers. He's probably a tax evader too. They could have charged him with possession of a hallucinogenic toad with intent to distribute. It's a good thing they got this menace to society off the street before the toad crime wave of 2007!
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11/15/2007 5:42:24 PM PST
by
highimpact
(Abortion - [n]: human sacrifice at the altar of convenience.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
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11/15/2007 8:26:16 PM PST
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SquirrelKing
(Bart: "Dad! You killed zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?")
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