[Kenny Bunk]

I see no reason why this fine breed should not be permitted to share cells with their owners. Your harsh and prejudicial remarks ignore the fact that these fine dogs give their owners hours of pleasure during those brief periods when they are not PI (Presently Incarcerated) or whiling away those halcyon hours waithing for methamphetamine precursors to arrive from Mexico.

What are a child or two, or the odd mail carrier compared to this obvious and widespread social benefit?

[zipper]

LOL!! Exactly.

I wonder if Mark Levin would have said “in the end, we humans are the lucky ones” if Sprite had been a pit bull instead of a Spaniel mix? Would the book have sold so well if it were named “Rescuing Killa”, with the liner notes written by Michael Vick?