Repent! Or I shall smiteth thee with an bovine!
/sarcastic liberal mode off
< sarcastic conservative mode on>
That's just God's way of tellin' you that you went to the wrong church and yer goin' to Hell! < /sarcasm>
It's the Apocolypse!
This is one of those 600 pound malestones that Revelations says God is going to rain upon mankind in the Last Days!