[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

In an unrelated specialty, pastry also can explain the Fall of Rome... and a bismarck produced a treaty system that kep the peace in Europe for forty years.

Meanwhile, Napoleon entered the time-space contiuum as a great military leader, then morphed into a custard-and-pastry confection. What could be a crûeller fate, my little Hot Cross Bun? A Rubber Biscuit?




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[Old Sarge]

"And that, My Liege, is how we know the universe to be doughnut-shaped!"

[hispanarepublicana]

I doughn’t know how to respond. I knead more time to think so I can at yeast rise to the occasion.

[wizr]

What I would like to know is:

How much do these guys make for sitting around contemplation the time/space continuum?

I b’n sittin’ around contemplating my navel all these years, jus’ like da Burgie Man, and ain’t made a nickel.

[ozzymandus]

I’m so confused right now, I could be a scientist.

[glock rocks]

Q: So, sugar, what's your sign?

A: I'm a torus.

[punster]

I hope they don’t think the Universe is a Taurus, because that would raise the concern it is a lot of Bull. However, they might find a ‘FORD’ label on it. That is enough to cow the doubters. I cannot seem to find a horse anywhere, so there is a good chance the persentation will be ‘horseless’ in carriage.

[Alamo-Girl]

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