[fanfan]

Of course, if you want to see REAL wind, go to Alaska. They have a little thing there called a Taku. It’ll blow ya right out of the saddle!

Um, no thanks. I'm as close to Alaska as I ever want to be, in December.

That big storm is blowing in here, but I think we are prepared.

Lots of water, firewood, food, refreshments, (and cigarettes). ;-)

[Darksheare]

Seconded.
Besides, I’d be the guy stampeded by caribou.