Posted on 11/04/2007 11:30:22 AM PST by Fennie
Nazi UFO Electromagnetic Propulsion & Antigravity Technology
Well, I put that in because we both like ‘splodey things.
*grin*
Why we make snowmen:
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And I lay in my bed
Visions of evil danced through my head
Snowmen with teeth filled me with dread
Flying snowmotrike to cart me off -dead.
Enough of the rhymes, I’ll tell it all straight, of the nightmare that night, and my visitor late.
I shivered in bed, with the most singularly disturbing dreams in which a snake charmer voiced Krigle clone visited me with most unpleasant servants in tow.
I shivered, I shrugged, I sighed, I rolled, and couldn’t get the vision to do as it was told.
From outside there was a peculiar sound, a blatting snowmotrike, and horrible gutteral noise.
I clutched my covers, wished it was a dream, then sat bolt upright when my neighbor did scream.
My door it did quiver, then opened with a bash, I fled to the window and wrapped in the sash.
In walked a strange looking creature, scraggly beard, and twirling the collar of a preacher!
(May my neighbor rest in peace..)
He went through my drawers, went through my wardrobe, went through my wallet, and came to the window...
His servants were terrible, they growled and moaned, their teeth clinked and tinkled, and shivered my bones.
I opened my eyes, and saw his smug face, and at me he pointed and pronounced there my fate.
“Eat him, my mionions.”
Onward they came, slavering and growling, his voice had paralyzed me, to my family I could give no warning!
I struggled and shook, I let out a squeek, then the first snowman claw brushed against my cheek.
Their teeth were icicles, their eyes black as coal,and with them they stared at my soul.
As my vision filled with this image of dread, I blurted out for my life, and I plead:
“Wait! Spare my life, and I shall tell, of your wonderous flight and your creatures as well. I will spread the word to my neighbors and country, and we shall erect images of your creatures, as token of our previous folly.”
He grinned at me, knowing it to be a plea out of fear, but he considered it and said, “See you.. next year!”
Out my window he somersaulted and landed on his snowmotrike, which instantly blarted, the snowmen disassembled and leaped outside too, but as I sighed, one thing I noted.
For in the morning, as I convinced myself it was a dream, my neighbors house was empty it seemed.
And on my lawn was a singular sight, a snowman holding the preacjher’s collar tight...
See? And to think that I saw it on Darksheare’s street...
LOL!
Kong the snowman, 9 foot of icicle toothed terror.
And to think I built him.
Yes. And a good jawb it was!
Musta been written by a lawyer.
Darks and I did that!
You and Darks are lawyers?
Naw. Just twisted story-tellers!
Twisted sister?
;-)
That would be me!
:o])
Hi, I’m back from ice skating. It was fun until I fell and hit the back of my head on the ice. Now I have a monster headache. We were going to have to leave about that time, anyway.
I’ll say more once the Motrin kicks in; now I need to go lie down and nurture Vlad.
Ohdarn! Huggy things!
Feel better soon!
Don’t fall asleep with a head injury!
*HUGS*
It’s better now that I’ve put some ice on it, and given the medicine time to work. I was wearing my scarf over my head, and my hair is pretty bushy, so it didn’t hurt as much as it could have.
We had a good time, although Tom was very cautious. I had not forgotten how to skate. I must have been getting tired, since I suddenly went thud on my rear, and then thunk on the back of my head!
Ouch.
I hope your rear is also well padded.
My rear handled the situation adequately. I’d also fallen forward, earlier, with no damage. My main concern was my glasses!
We were there from about 1:00 - 3:00. A little after 2, a couple of middle school girls showed up for a figure skating lesson, so we got to watch them while we skated. One was very good, and the other showed potential.
Yikes!
But it doesn’t have a beer cooler.
(Jet powered beer cooler.)
Extremely twisted.
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