The Dragonflies'Lair~Thread XLIV

November 03, 2007 | Soaring Feather/Poets of The Lair

[tomkow6]

A "Poem"  from

my "voices".......

 

 

A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.



A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud.



A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......



A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.



A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......



A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.



From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.



But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

[Lady Jag]

The Cat Comes & Does His Cat Things

I thank him for that. I stroke his fur & he purrs. He stretches & stretches his stretches. He vainly attempts to knead my belly into some sort of shape that a cat can take a nap in. But my belly fat defeats him. He gives in & naps on my lap. He turns over like a motor like a sleep & purr generator. After an hour he deigns to wake & with a smikr on his face allows me to feed him. I'm grateful to my cat for being a cat & for doing whatever & whenever the mood takes him. Dónall Dempsey

[Lady Jag]

So true. That's how you'd clean the old Hobart, remember?

[Lady Jag]

Nice cinnamon color, too.

[MEG33]

We Love Tiger Cats

I can't believe it..I slept 12 hours last night..It's tiring hauling
the Kleenex around I guess. Lovely poetry awaits more careful
reading..Congratulations on your new kitty, Tom.

[Soaring Feather]

LOL, I thought it was pretty cute!

[Soaring Feather]

Cat

David SmithWhite

GOOD poem!! Great graphic, attack cat.

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLOL, Tom this is hilarious! Thanks so much.

[Soaring Feather]

Sleep is good for you Meg, glad to hear you got some long uninterrupted sleep.

[Soaring Feather]

Did a great job on the photo Lady. Very beautiful cat.

[Lady Jag]

Hope you feel better fast.

[Lady Jag]

It’s fascinating to watch a cat stalk. You never see them so patient as then. And concentrate, they must save it all up for hunting.

[Lady Jag]

Thank you. Not only is she cute, she is very shiny.

[tomkow6]

We've actually had her almost two weeks now.

She made herself at home within 3 hours of being brought home; and she certainly has taken over the house hold.....seems she's an Alpha queen.

[MEG33]

"TRubble dives under the floor mat and catches his prey”
TRubble was mine to give the bottle to after his feral mother abandoned him and his 4 brothers and sisters when they were one week old at my daughter's and SIL's house..He fought the bottle and was hardest to feed..He is the biggest cat now and still the baddest and funniest. They kept all 5 kittens. Taking care of those kittens was more demanding than a new baby.

[Soaring Feather]

Good for her, with all your voices someone needs to keep an eye on things. LOL

She is in command in those photos.

[Soaring Feather]

Meg, beautiful cat. Wonder why the feral abandon the family.Maybe she knew she could not care for them.

[MEG33]

LOL..I slept like a cat..almost!

[WayzataJOHNN]

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)

2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left.

Even God was warning us about liberalism, thousands of years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Soaring Feather]

MINE