A few years ago my son snuck a few of the bird peppers into his pants pockets and took them to school(5th or 6th grade I think). Got a call from the principal letting me know that one kid had been sent home with a nose bleed and several others were in the nurses office and that I needed to have a talk with my son.
Aw the joys of parenthood. He’s 18 now God help us all.
*shrug* Mine nearly drown one of his schoolmates. He told the little mush head that the bottom of the pool smelled like peppermint...