New legislation mandates that all blood sold must contain at least 10% Teddy Kennedy's...
The guy standing behind him always wondered where his mandibula was (too obscure?)
"Whose idea was it to let Jim Jones cater the event?"
-or-
"...in other news, the DHS has reclassified patchouli as a WMD..."
Sadly for her, Sheehan's conservative conjoined twin lost the coin toss that morning...
...Brooklyn's delegate was later quoted as saying, "I got your weapon of mass destruction...RIGHT ->HERE<-"
I tried. :)