No, no, I didn’t fall for that old trick!
I was busy being Santa’s good little elf. He’s brutal to work for, he gave me no time off at all, so I decided to quit and go back to my wicked ways. :)
Well, looky here what the cat dragged in. Nice to see you. I thought perhaps Nully and Darks had trapped you in the basement...or maybe that you had succumbed to Cardy’s seductions and were squirreled away in some isolated castle tower somewhere.