When it is, like you.....I'm first in line.......
:-)
Cheap booze, however, is most always just that. Rotgut is a kind description, and you'd have a hard time persuading me to ingest it.....
Of course I was only there as the BIL of an owner of several ocean going fishing vessels and factor for many more. And of course, as a keen observer of the social scene for this post I intended to write 40 years later.