[GraniteStateConservative]

If Gagne gets three outs tonight, Royce Clayton gets a free taco.

[happinesswithoutpeace]

If Gagne gets three outs tonight: Time stops. Universe ends. Game over.

[SamAdams76]

Well it looks like the Colorado Rockies jumped the shark tonight. All that ado about winning 20 out of 21 games (or whatever it was). All well and good. But it's back to reality.

Speaking of jumping the shark, J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter series officially jumped the shark also this week with her gratuitous (and totally unnecessary) "outing" of one of her characters being a homosexual. What a sad, pathetic attempt to be trendy.

It's garbage time at Fenway. Forget putting in Gagne. Put that dancing kid on the mound (the one the cameras kept panning in on). Or maybe Red Sox manager Terry Francona can put himself on the mound and save the arms of his bullpen for later games. I don't think the Rockies can score 10 runs even off that woman who's singing "God Bless America" in the 7th inning stretch. Put her on the mound, she's easy on the eyes and she has no more jewelry than most of the other players.