[happinesswithoutpeace]

RE: Kangaroo

True story, I was at my my buddies house watching a game once and some ditz said “ZOMG there are kkk members with signs in the stands!”

[happinesswithoutpeace]

subtract one “my” from that post

[warsaw44]

true story:
took a date to a sox game. Veritek walks to the mound to talk to the pitcher. Pitcher and Veritek both cover their mouth ( and nose ) with glove.
Girl asks why - informed her it was because Veritek had a little talked about problem with clinical halitosis.
Next day I get a call from her: Folks were talking about the game in her office and guess who brings up Tek’s halitosis to howls of laughter from her co-workers?