[Rhetorical pi2]

This story is similar to one I read last week.

I believe it was in the U.K., where a man was awakened by his parrot who was saying, “Hello, Hello...”

Realizing the bird spoke when someone entered the house, the fella got his gun and shot the intruder.

‘Looks like dogs have got to pick it up a bit in the security area if they don’t want to be replaced by Pit Bull Parrots.

[par4]

Funny you should mention that, but my parrot "Daisy" goes into "Hello" mode if she hears the door open. A couple of weeks ago the wife went out to get the mail and Daisy just wouldn't believe that someone didn't come to visit her. She climbed down from her playpen and walked from the family room to the front door shouting "hello" until it finally dawned on her that no one came to see her.

Then she walked back and had a snack. By the way, she loves 40's jazz....