I really hope Dwight doesn’t catch MRSA through a paper cut. Since I’ve seen no evidence of his personal connection with god, I can only assume he’ll die and bust hell wide open. Angela, on the other hand, might be OK.
A paper cut wouldn’t bring down Dwight. He has a can do attitude. In his own words:
Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
We are warriors! Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania! I ask you to rise and once more be worthy of this historical hour!
We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is together that we prevail!
You sir, are a master at bringing a side topic back on track with the thread. Good job!
Side note: I hate soap operas, but I'm really interested in Jim/Pam and Dwight/Angela. Wierd that I'd get carried away like that. (And kind of creepy.)