[China Clipper]

8 oz. per person shark steak
3 tbsp. Dijon mustard
1/2 tsp. honey
Dash of fresh lemon juice
Pepper to taste

I guess its better than

Person
150lbs of person (more or less is OK)
wetsuit (optional-maybe eaten or removed)
surfboard-also optional, watch for fiberglass splinters, which won't bother you you're a shark for chrissakes...
lots of salt water

Catch fresh, eat whole or in bites. Cooking is not needed
Serves 1, may be shared if needed.

[Broker]

The pups are small enough to filet and grill on the BBQ. Tender and delicious using your spices.