[Daffynition]

Why Dogs are Better Than Cats

11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message & get back to you when they are good and ready.

10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all

4. Dogs will greet you & lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

[Kevmo]

12) Cats will burn down your house, and hope to make it look like the dog. Dogs will save your family, and even the culprit cat, at the risk of his own life.

[the OlLine Rebel]

11. Dogs come when you call them.

BS.

10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

Whatever!

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.

BS. You have to (try to) train them, and that’s something Americans don’t do.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.

And the problem with that is??? I like both.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.

Only if you conditioned them to like the car.

4. Dogs will greet you & lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

Latter BS.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.

Only if you (try to) train them.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

Speak for your pets.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.

BS. #1 lie of the world for naive people. Selfish like every other soul in the world.