Is your lawn up to snuff? You're probably making your neighbors sick and causing glaciers to melt by over watering it. Or under watering it. Whatever the lawn patrol officer says you're doing wrong.
I don’t use weed killers so I think I am safe so far...I fear the smoking police & the pet police though & whatever is coming next...Thankfully my 5 Muslims aren’t fat..OMG I just called the dogs the Muslims...I guess the PC police or CAIR are going to get me now...I’m shaking in my boots.