Apparently, then, you do not have a legitimate reason for LSU's unwillingness to schedule home-and-home series against powerful out-of-conference opposition. Sooner or later, such unwillingness to play beyond inbred competition may come to be understood as cowardice. There is a ready solution.
In the meantime, one can only hope for a LSU-USC bowl matchup. Even better would be one in the Superdome followed the next year by one in the Rose Bowl--now that would be truly home-and-home!
STANFORD... gotta love them 41 point underdogs...
I believe your smugness has been answered.