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I went ahead and put this in Chat, since it's not news by any stretch of the imagination.
1 posted on 09/28/2007 4:23:25 PM PDT by Huntress
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2 posted on 09/28/2007 4:24:52 PM PDT by Huntress (Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
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Instead, I would suggest injecting a synthetic man-made filler to give her face a fuller appearance.

I would suggest eating food, drinking wine, and fanning oneself on the verandah.

3 posted on 09/28/2007 4:25:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is funny." ~ last words of "Doc" Holliday)
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Bill Hicks said it about non-smokers, but it seems fitting for Madonna too.

See, I know you entertain some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke; let me be the first to pop that f******* bubble and send you hurtling back to reality – because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say: "S***, if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed."
6 posted on 09/28/2007 4:30:22 PM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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Eat right, exercise religiously...die anyway.


11 posted on 09/28/2007 5:00:07 PM PDT by gate2wire
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First impression: she wants to be an actress again and is in training for a starring role in “Terminator 4: Sarah Conner’s Tough Mama”


12 posted on 09/28/2007 5:01:26 PM PDT by ikka
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“...OK Space Alien! I’m a long-time fan of Madonna, and your clever disguise don’t fool me! I *know* you! And I *know* that you come from Xenu and are here to take over the world as we know it! NOW, I AM GOING TO COUNT TO THREE, AND YOU BETTER TALK OR ELSE! WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. WITH. MADONNA??!!! WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. WITH. MICHEAL. JACKSON??!!! ONE! TWO!...”


14 posted on 09/28/2007 5:29:45 PM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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She’s a walking yeast infection.Always has been...always will be.
15 posted on 09/28/2007 5:39:58 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (If martyrdom is so cool,why does Osama Obama go to such great lengths to avoid it?)
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Too funny, she looks like she came out of a concentration camp

Not that she has any ability to do so.

Skeletor!

16 posted on 09/28/2007 5:44:41 PM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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I was just sittin’ here at my computer, slammin’ a ‘samwich,’ and thinkin that at 50, I’m startin to look old. The twenty pounds I’ve put on haven’t helped any, and there’s all sorts of highlights in my hair I never had before....then I read this article.

I looked down at my hands as I type. “Yeah,” I say, “look at my hands.”

They’re nice and plump. I work them out vigorously several hours a day as I type responses on FR. Now I feel much better about myself.

Thanks, FreeRepublic, you’ve saved me! I am not a skinny, washed-out, over-bleached, muscle-bound mama, but I am a twenty-pound-overweight, graying-haired, mature woman of refined taste and nice, toned, younger looking hands.


25 posted on 09/28/2007 7:46:06 PM PDT by colorcountry (If the plain sense makes sense, seek no other sense, lest you get nonsense! ~ J. Vernon McGee)
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The kabala is destroying her slowly.


28 posted on 09/28/2007 9:16:10 PM PDT by Cedar
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Why can't Madonna just grow older gracefully? It has been done, after all...
Minnie Pearl, howdee!

30 posted on 09/29/2007 12:03:27 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Wednesday, September 27, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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This thread is in vein.

32 posted on 09/29/2007 9:10:41 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I guess on the positive side, she is married and bore children. More then I can say for a lot of feminazis. I think she is a massive perfectionist. Is this extreme? Yay. Do I have that sort of discipline. Heck no. This will no doubt in some way effect her children’s view of the body, especially the young girl, who seems a copy of her mother. So if there is tragedy here it will come out with the child or possibly the young boys will marry anorexics just as children of alcoholics marry alcoholics.

Madonna as usual is testing the limits. I think she thrives with these challenges and gets carried away. She just can’t be ‘normal’. It may very well be a disease though when it pertains to her body.

I unfortunately know more women then I would like that are this obsessed in their older years with their bodies. Some are very tiny and skinny, but when I ask what they eat it is basically nothing and they still exercise. Very sad.

33 posted on 09/29/2007 10:57:10 AM PDT by GOP Poet
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I guess she should be fat, lazy and wrinkled to make people more comfortable.


38 posted on 10/09/2007 9:19:51 AM PDT by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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