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Is ageing Madonna just too fit for her own good?
Daily Mail (UK) ^
| 9/28/07
| Eimear O'Hagan
Posted on 09/28/2007 4:23:19 PM PDT by Huntress
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I went ahead and put this in Chat, since it's not news by any stretch of the imagination.
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:23:25 PM PDT
by
Huntress
To: Huntress
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:24:52 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Huntress
Instead, I would suggest injecting a synthetic man-made filler to give her face a fuller appearance. I would suggest eating food, drinking wine, and fanning oneself on the verandah.
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:25:45 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is funny." ~ last words of "Doc" Holliday)
To: Tax-chick
I would suggest eating food, drinking wine, and fanning oneself on the verandah.Agreed. She'd look a lot better if she'd just gain 10-20 pounds.
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:29:23 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Huntress
Holy crap. First Jim Carrey now this.
To: Huntress
Bill Hicks said it about non-smokers, but it seems fitting for Madonna too.
See, I know you entertain some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke; let me be the first to pop that f******* bubble and send you hurtling back to reality – because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say: "S***, if only you'd smoked, we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed."
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:30:22 PM PDT
by
Mr. Blonde
(You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
To: Tax-chick
OMG. I haven’t seen pix of her for a while. She looks awful. Very unfeminine.
To: EggsAckley
I hadn’t seen a picture recently, either. Her arms are frightful.
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:44:42 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is funny." ~ last words of "Doc" Holliday)
To: Huntress
She'd look a lot better if she'd just gain 10-20 pounds. And probably be happier, too. Food, wine, and relaxation make me happy, at least :-).
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posted on
09/28/2007 4:46:05 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is funny." ~ last words of "Doc" Holliday)
To: Tax-chick
I’ll keep my “insulation”, thank you very much. At least it keeps me from getting cold.
LOL.
To: Huntress
Eat right, exercise religiously...die anyway.
To: Huntress
First impression: she wants to be an actress again and is in training for a starring role in “Terminator 4: Sarah Conner’s Tough Mama”
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:01:26 PM PDT
by
ikka
To: Tax-chick
Here’s a little secret for Madonna. She has a 100% chance of dying. Most semi-healthy Americans that don’t suffer a unpreventable genetic malfunction will live to be around 85. All of her money and her insanely restrictive diet, might give her 3-4 more years than she would have had otherwise. Then again, it might not. Bottom line is, she’s going to die.
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:02:15 PM PDT
by
SampleMan
(Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
To: Huntress
“...OK Space Alien! I’m a long-time fan of Madonna, and your clever disguise don’t fool me! I *know* you! And I *know* that you come from Xenu and are here to take over the world as we know it! NOW, I AM GOING TO COUNT TO THREE, AND YOU BETTER TALK OR ELSE! WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. WITH. MADONNA??!!! WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. WITH. MICHEAL. JACKSON??!!! ONE! TWO!...”
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:29:45 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
To: Huntress
She’s a walking yeast infection.Always has been...always will be.
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:39:58 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(If martyrdom is so cool,why does Osama Obama go to such great lengths to avoid it?)
To: Huntress
Too funny, she looks like she came out of a concentration camp
Not that she has any ability to do so.
Skeletor!
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:44:41 PM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Huntress
Looks like a transvestite marathon runner...
To: SampleMan
So, let me get this straight, I’m not going to live forever....but...but....
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:47:09 PM PDT
by
wmc-50
("You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money." P. J. O'Rourk)
To: A knight without armor
You forgot Carrot Top ... LOL
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posted on
09/28/2007 5:59:18 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: Tax-chick
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