HA! this one just happened minutes ago.
“hey zer0, i sent you some paperwork in july, did you get it processed?”
“nope, looks like it never even got to me.”
“oh. so should i resend it?”
Or, here’s a winner...
Phone rings...
You answer and say the name of the company
They say, what?
You repeat the name of the compay...
Then they ask if they’ve reached a completely different company...
WTF?