Lipstick lesbians make men go Grrrrrr.. While real life homos and dykes make us want to hurl.
The funniest example of the lipstick lesbian thing is in the show "coupling" Where Steve is put on thew spot by Susan about why he has a copy of the film "Lesbian Spank Inferno"
The best description Ive ever seen of why men like porn occurred on the great BBC show Couplinga show just about sex. One of its male characters, when called upon to justify why he would ever want to watch a movie called Lesbian Spank Inferno, replies:
Oh, because it's got naked women in it! Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke, we're supposed to like naked women, we're born like that! We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view! Look, it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: Naked Women, Stockings, Lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond, because that's what being a boy is. And if you don't like, darling, join a film collective. Look, I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there, but that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die, because that's what being a bloke is. When man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark! As soon as Caxton had invented the printing press, we were using it to make pictures of, hey hey, naked bottoms! We have turned the Internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms. So you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been a story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Quite frankly girls, I'm not sure how insulted you really ought to be.
LOL, that is pretty good, already saved to my favorites: Inferno speech from Coupling