Osmond: Do you know how fast you were driving there?
Me: Why no, officer, and might I say that your uniform really suits you...
Osmond: Don't even try it.
Actually, Ken “Eddie” Osmand was shot 3 times during a foot pursuit, and saved by his bullet-proof vest. He retired shortly after, a Sgt. I recall there was a photo in the news at the time, he was sitting on the ground, leaning against something (a wall, car, or fence) with other officers standing by him. he had that stunned “I’m still alive?” look.