MOUSEBENDER:
Ah, how about Cheddar?
WENSLEYDALE:
Well, we don’t get much call for it around here, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
Not much ca- It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
WENSLEYDALE:
Not round here, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
And what is the most popular cheese round here?
WENSLEYDALE:
Ilchester, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
Is it.
WENSLEYDALE:
Oh yes, sir. It’s staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.
MOUSEBENDER:
Is it.
WENSLEYDALE:
It’s our number-one best seller, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
I see. Ah, Ilchester, eh?
WENSLEYDALE:
Right, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
All right. Okay. Have you got any, he asked expecting the answer no?
WENSLEYDALE:
I’ll have a look, sir ..... nnnnnnooooooooo.
MOUSEBENDER:
It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
WENSLEYDALE:
Finest in the district, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
WENSLEYDALE:
Well, it’s so clean, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
LOL