I like it so I’ll post it on this thread too!
“There was a terrible accident right after the robbery. OJ was hit by a truck, and the poor trucker was looking under his truck...then moving away from it. A cop asked the trucker what the problem was? Trucker said I know I’m a hero for getting OJ, but how do I get the stink of OJ off my beautiful truck?”
/Sarcasm> /fiction>